KFED,
I salute you. You have done what no person thought was possible. You have, in one fell swoop, completely remade your image, garnering the collective respect of everyone in both Hollywood and the music industry. Through your shameless use of self deprecating humor you have allowed people to like you and get away with it. Yes, you have masterfully created a brave new world where everyone is allowed to like you. We have been given permission by the powers that be to accept you. And just who are those social powers that be? They are the very people you wooed-Hollywood and music world. Soon that respect will mature and you will be able to take it to the social bank and cash it in for a few hits on the billboard charts. You'll be guest hosting on Love Lines, and making respectable appearances on MTV. You, my friend, are in for the year of your life. 2007 is officially the year of KFED. You have the catchy moniker, you have the Justin Timberlake look, you have taken the butt of every one's jokes and turned it on it's butt head. How did you do it? Did you have help from Nick Lachey? It doesn't matter dawg, this is your year. I look forward to actually hearing your music on the radio, seeing you appear at everything from movie premiers to awards shows. KFED07. It has kind of a presidential campaign slogan ring to it doesn't it? Hey, my man, don't think it can't happen even though 08 is really where it's at, you can use 07 to use your new found street cred to fund your exploratory committee. Oh wait, your not old enough to be president yet. But maybe you could host the MTV awards. Now that would be something KFED, that would be something.
I salute you. You have done what no person thought was possible. You have, in one fell swoop, completely remade your image, garnering the collective respect of everyone in both Hollywood and the music industry. Through your shameless use of self deprecating humor you have allowed people to like you and get away with it. Yes, you have masterfully created a brave new world where everyone is allowed to like you. We have been given permission by the powers that be to accept you. And just who are those social powers that be? They are the very people you wooed-Hollywood and music world. Soon that respect will mature and you will be able to take it to the social bank and cash it in for a few hits on the billboard charts. You'll be guest hosting on Love Lines, and making respectable appearances on MTV. You, my friend, are in for the year of your life. 2007 is officially the year of KFED. You have the catchy moniker, you have the Justin Timberlake look, you have taken the butt of every one's jokes and turned it on it's butt head. How did you do it? Did you have help from Nick Lachey? It doesn't matter dawg, this is your year. I look forward to actually hearing your music on the radio, seeing you appear at everything from movie premiers to awards shows. KFED07. It has kind of a presidential campaign slogan ring to it doesn't it? Hey, my man, don't think it can't happen even though 08 is really where it's at, you can use 07 to use your new found street cred to fund your exploratory committee. Oh wait, your not old enough to be president yet. But maybe you could host the MTV awards. Now that would be something KFED, that would be something.
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