Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Congress Sucks

Okay people who are supposed to represent me. People who are believed to have the intelligence required to work together and create laws that benefit our country. Okay guys. I think we get it. You suck, you always have and now we see behind your curtain. Okay. All those times when you guys were running for office and would never answer any of our questions directly, we just thought you were so smart and clever enough to make it in cut throat old D.C. to represent us. Okay, we were stupid. We admit it. Okay. You guys have finally shown us what's up. You set up one of the longest cons in history and now it's over. It was a good con but now it's over and we're done with you. Now you guys see that we're done with you and you're trying to blame your way out of our displeasure. Everybody's innocent. Okay, we get it. You are incapable of running our government. Well please accept the coming shipment of empty card board copy paper boxes as our parting gift to all of you. We hope we sent enough to accommodate each of your offices. Your replacements will be meeting with you shortly. Thanks for providing Anderson Cooper something else to act outraged about.