Tuesday, April 22, 2008

People Who Annoy Me

Attachment Parenting Advocates and their militant constituents of sleepless parents and rotten kids.

Environmentalists who think they're better than everyone because they drive Hybrids: I've got news for you wannabes, I drive a bicycle! Beat that posers.

Attachment Parenting advocates who bag on Parent Directed Feeding advocates to make themselves feel better about their lousy situation.

New parents who think they know it all

Newlyweds who think they know it all

Returned LDS Missionaries who think they know it all

The director of the upcoming "A-Team Movie." Yeah, he annoys the crap out of me right now.

The writers for the upcoming "G.I. Joe Movie," it's "Real AMERICAN Hero," you stupid idiots.

People who think Elfin and Klingon should be legitimate languages. FAIL.

People who spend all their time arguing on the Internet with others. You see arguing on the Internet is like winning the Special Olympics: Sure you won, but in the end you're still retarded. Who cares?

Neighbors who sexually harass my wife and now live in hiding...

Off campus student housing landlords who run their properties like Auschwitz.

Summer sales company representatives who drive Lamborghini's but don't really own them.

Any summer sales company representative actually.

People who call the police just to report Honor Code violations.

People who call the police just to argue with the police.

Pimps who drive Toyota Corollas

Anyone wearing skinny jeans. Posers.

Punks who don't know who the Sex Pistols are.

Corporate Emo bands. You know who you are.

People who read this blog, don't comment on it, re-post my own stuff on their blogs and then get all the credit for my original ideas and thoughts. Yeah you guys suck rocks.

That's about it for now.

6 comments:

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Tricia said...

Uh weird, on that first comment. I would have to say that I agree with about 1/2...the other 1/2 I probably just haven't experienced. You should talk to my dad on environmentalists...that's one of his great pet peeves. His favorite line is "They tell us that we should have fewer kids (like one) because we won't be able to feed all of them with overpopulation, yet they all drink and smoke which both take up the most fertile land to produce for their pleasure. Give me a break." So, I've read your post and commented and haven't posted anything related to your blog on my blog...so I must not annoy you.

Gumby said...

I thought I gave you credit on my blog. I am so sorry. You know I love you man...not like that...purely platonic...platonic in the modern sense, not the old version. You know what I mean.

Jake said...

Tricia and Eric you guys are not violators. I was targeting a BYU Republican Facebook group with my comment on ripping off my posts. Those guys and their ripping off stuff...

And now smartphone is spamming me. I'm going to have to update my list again.

Hyrôme said...

Maybe I'll have to post this on my facebook so my friends can see it...

Los Alexander said...

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